JOIN US Continues Indoctrinating Us with a Good Time

Have you ever heard the great and noble phrase of our Chief? I’d be pleased to let you know all about him when you occur to have a couple of minutes. Or hours. Days? The remainder of your life? Actually, it’ll be enjoyable. Why don’t you placed on these robes and JOIN US in our little sandbox of journey?

See, we’re a enjoyable little commune referred to as The Infants of Sheep – not a cult, I wish to make that clear; we’re a household – that wishes to make the world a greater place. How will we develop our flock?  We try this by assembly all kinds of recent and great individuals strolling round city – if they’ve a couple of seconds to speak, chances are high my silver tongue can carry them to our aspect. And you’d be appropriate to imagine that it was one in all our flyers you noticed on the town. That helps unfold our loving phrase even additional, bringing extra great individuals to our little household within the nook of this wide-open rural nook of America – it’s humorous, at instances it actually does really feel like I may go anyplace I set my eye on.

What’s that? Oh, sure. That’s certainly a weapon cache. Be at liberty to interrupt it open and construct your self an arsenal, I’m not choosy. You possibly can seize pistols, machetes, and even an AK-47. You possibly can’t be too cautious round these components; individuals might be… immune to our charms!

The timing of your arrival couldn’t have been extra excellent as we’ve actually been working onerous to spruce up the place – you should have seen it a few months ago. Now we have so many extra issues out there to us to assist construct out our commune, and we are able to place issues just about wherever we would like.

I’m considering we’ll begin with a few tents, a couple of beds, a campfire for cooking and a propaganda station (we have to get some extra flyers up round city to construct our numbers). The road at all times should go up, am I proper?! We’ll hit the city later and search for provides to carry again – we’ll want these if we wish to construct extra constructions and instruments.

Additionally, the Chief is rather more communicative with us now over the radio, guiding us alongside the way in which to verify we perceive the ins and outs of our residing scenario earlier than setting us unfastened on the earth. Our superb fax machine contained in the compound is how he retains us targeted and shifting with goals and targets.

Let’s step again outdoors. That over there with the benches and the scribbling on the wall is our little space for Teachings. This assortment of beliefs permits us to pick an ideology that makes our expertise on the earth distinctive and gives inventive methods for us to develop our flock – like hitting non-believers over the top with a baseball bat to transform them.

Sadly, a couple of locals within the space are nonetheless not taking too kindly to us – a gaggle attacked us simply the opposite day, so apologies when you did occur to see a couple of our bodies mendacity about. May you imagine they only ran in right here capturing at us?! It’s like they actually don’t need us right here, like we’re a nasty affect or one thing. Talking of, now that you simply’re decked out in our robes, I’d recommend to most likely hold away from any native peace officers – they’re more likely to simply shoot you on sight. It’s an extended story.

For now, let’s get within the camper van and see if we are able to’t speak some sense into our neighbors and persuade them to cease capturing at us. I’m going to spherical up a couple of others, so we’ve got a well-equipped social gathering of 4 – simply in case issues get out of… oh Chief, they’re capturing at us! Fast, open hearth!

Phew, that was an in depth one. Sadly, it appears to be like like we misplaced a few of our flock. No, they’re not coming again. Which is a disgrace as a result of John was one in all our greatest photographs. Let’s head again dwelling and regroup.

One other factor I admire about our little slice of the world is the abundance of autos for the taking and so they every deal with slightly in another way. I’m considering we’ll ditch the camper van for that pick-up truck on the aspect of the street for our drive again dwelling. No, that isn’t stealing. They’re greater than welcome to return take it again once I’m executed with it. Additionally, once you get an opportunity, see when you can’t end up slightly golf cart to drive round city.

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? Did you simply see the sky flip purple for a couple of seconds? The Chief is telling us it’s nothing to fret about, however I additionally surprise if that’s linked to that weird inexperienced mild that’s popping out from beneath the door within the Compound. Possibly the world actually is coming to an finish…

For now, I’m going to swap our bodies. Yeah, it’s a factor we do. If I begin to really feel drained or hungry, I can simply transfer freely into any of our fellow members regardless of the place they’re on the earth – the extra members, the extra physique swapping. It is best to strive it someday.

For now, I simply wish to as soon as once more say welcome. I’m so glad you’ve determined to JOIN US.

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